There are a lot of bad fashion choices made in the world of celebrities. The rich and famous are captured on our tv screens, in magazines and newspapers wearing dresses that make us wonder what they were thinking. Often times, after Joan Rivers makes fun of them we see them in something a little more stylish. However, I’m not interested in one or two bad calls. I’m targeting women who are repeat offenders therefore being the worst dressed celebs ever.
She’s a fashion roller coaster. When she first came on the scene she was a heroin chic grunge goddess. Then she cleaned up her act and looked phenomenal for a while (remember that Versace dress on her?). Now she’s like an old lady who can’t see what she’s doing.
Helena Bonham Carter
For the record, I love Helena, but the woman has a twisted sense of style. It’s as if she likes to channel fashion from the 1800s and combine it with the ingeniously crazy characters that she plays. Helena, please stop shopping in Tm Burton’s movie trailer dressing rooms so that I can take you off of my worst dressed celebs ever list.
Being that she’s a rock star, Katy Perry can get away with wearing a lot of things most people can’t. However, there’s no excuse for wearing granny underpants in public- especially when they don’t match your skin tone.
The Jersey Shore Girls
Need I say more?
What did this poor swan ever do to her that Bjork felt the need to strangle it and drape it around her neck? Animal control!!
Christina actually stole Robert Smith’s (lead singer of The Cure) hairstyle which is a wonder in itself. On the other hand, you can tell when she’s having a good day because she usually looks like she’s doing the walk of shame after a fabulously long night.
There are too many offenses to discuss so I’m just going to go after the raw meat dress. I had two thoughts when I saw Gaga wearing it for the first time. First, ‘who’s the poor bastard who has to sit in that seat after her?’ Second, ‘Can she outrun a pack of hungry dogs in that getup?’
Poor Nicki wasn’t allowed to experiment in her mom’s closet at the age of four so she’s doing it now for the entire world to see.
There are plenty more where these ladies came from, but these eight get my vote for the worst dressed celebs ever. Who’s your pick?
Courtney: Courtney Love
Helena: Helena World
Katy: Katy Perry
Bjork: The Fashion Police
Christina: Christina Aguilera
Nicki: Ace Show Biz
Main Image: Half Past Wonderful